Went to the doctor for a pussy exam and he said from now on I

I cant believe I got this wet...💦My ex said I was too petite,

He asked how I wanted my eggs this morning, and I said 'fertilized'

She said “don’t you dare pull out”

Would you sneak a creampie in if i said we only going to fuck

Would you sneak a creampie in if i said we only going to fuck

she told me she wanted to make you dessert after your big dinner.

Do reddit guys know how to creampie

If I said creampie me would you do it

If I said creampie me would you do it

If I said creampie me would you do it

If I said creampie me would you do it