Lets make the house shake

• The best part of you coming to my house to watch movies is

Unexpected

The best part of you coming to my house to watch movies is not

Let's play house. You can be the door; then I can slam you all

My roommate gets mad when she sees me walking like this through

A 90s Classic

• I hope you don’t mind if I walk around the house naked

My roommate gets mad when she sees me walking like this through

Older guys turn me on 😍

Do I have the nicest tits you've seen today, or do you need them

My roommate gets mad when she sees me walking like this through