shoutout to the uber driver who let me film that <33

My jeans barely made it through a day of being a pervert driving

Every time I wear these pants when I'm driving Uber it ends in

Getting caught stripping on my balcony... what would you do

When I'm not driving Uber, I'm getting sweaty fighting crime

When I'm not driving Uber, I'm getting sweaty fighting crime

When I'm not driving Uber, I'm getting sweaty fighting crime

When I'm not driving Uber, I'm getting sweaty fighting crime

When I'm not driving Uber, I'm getting sweaty fighting crime

When I'm not driving Uber, I'm getting sweaty fighting crime

When I'm not driving Uber, I'm getting sweaty fighting crime

Yesterday someone asked me if I love getting my pussy eaten…ummm