I’ll be your christmas present this year ;P

I want a creampie for my Christmas present

Would you like to get me as a Christmas present?

Your christmas present has arrived early, come and pick me up

here is your christmas present

Could I be your Christmas present?

I can be your Christmas present.

Can I be your Christmas present🎅🎄💸🎁

My present to you this Christmas 😉💦💦

His christmas present

Would you accept me as a post-Christmas present? 😏🍆🔥💦

27M4F/MF in west Indy, anyone in need of a late Christmas present?