Unwrapping your Christmas present early

This is what your early Christmas present would be like

Do I quality as being the best present for you, this Christmas?

Your Christmas present

Your christmas present has arrived early, come and pick me up

Christmas hasn’t come yet but I already have a present for

let my big tits be your christmas present

i hope my present is a dick for christmas

Can I be your Christmas present this year

It’s your gooner Christmas present bud! Enjoy!

Wish you a merry Christmas! Here is your present 😋

Merry Christmas! Now unwrap your present 🫢