original post: https://redd.it/18m2ju1
BIRTH IS METAL
StandUpComedy by SamNortonComedy
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Would you fuck me even If I was off birth control?
I don't take birth control, am I creampie material
2005 birth, am I too youthful?
Would you pull out if I told you I wasn't taking birth control
I just got off of birth control?
no longer on birth control
Help me to solve a math problem: you+me+no birth control=?
Would you pull out if I don't take birth control
not on birth control but I do want it
Not on birth control. pull out or creampie?
Would you cum in me with no birth control??