Your daughters arrogant new boyfriend crossed the line when he

You fell asleep at the party so she didn’t think you’d notice.

I was a little nervous when I found out that my old high school

I was a little nervous when I found out that my old high school

she got horny at the park so she wanted to taste my precum

To leave something to your imagination if you see me at the gym

We didn’t get any at the club…so you decided to be the girl

Imagine i am your gf and you pound me in the morning so I can’t

This is why your mom told you to wait in the car while she talk

You fell asleep at the party so she didn’t think you’d notice.

She thought it was just another day at the gym, until she saw

My girlfriend was passed at all the comments I was making about