Can I use your face as a seat?

It's not my fault that your face is the perfect seat. 😈

Excuse me, may I use your face as my seat?

I wonder if your face is a comfy seat

Your face looks so comfy. Mind if I take a seat?

I got the best seat, your face.

This butt needs a seat... can I use your face?

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

Mind if I take a seat on your face

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?