i need a seat, is your face available

I wonder if your face is a comfy seat

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

Your face looks like a comfortable seat for my ass

A gentleman always offers his lady a seat... Is your face available?

I wanna use your face as a seat

I wanna use your face as a seat

I need a seat , prepare your face

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Wishing this bike seat was your face xx

I wanna use your face as a seat

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?