Dodging the rules and prepared to erupt

Let me unwrap the gift in your pants

Enjoying the view

just doing my important stretches in yoga pants

I was going to put on pants

Satisfy lustful longings in me 🔥

You would pull out this 43yr old trout trouser if it was throbbing

umm hmm, yeah, blah blah blah, who cares. Take off your pants

You take my pants off and realize I’m extremely hairy, then

No panties under my yoga pants

I was going to put on pants

I was going to put on pants