Whose face can I sit next?

Would you be ok with me using your face as my seat?

I got the best seat, your face.

Im tired of standing, who's going to volunteer their face for

Can I have a seat on your face?

I wanna use your face as a seat

I wanna use your face as a seat

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat, you cheating

Can your face be my new seat

Wondering what's prettier, my cleavage or face :)