What's the likelihood of you being my Reddit crush?

[Mature Content] From the BoobsAndTities community on Reddit:

Can you envision yourself as my Reddit crush?

I request you to be my most admired Reddit crush.

Could we make you my Reddit crush?

They say my tits are too small, do older guys on Reddit appreciate

Finshed my homework so now I can be naughty on reddit

Please, I invite you to be my adored Reddit crush.

A reddit boyfriend is needed

A reddit boyfriend is needed

I heard reddit has the most loyal men

May I call you my Reddit crush?