MMC after I get duked and knocked out

MMC After I get kicked in the head

MMC after I get beaten to a pulp

MMC after I get an elbow to the face

MMC after I get a foot to the face

Mmc after I get shot by some idiot

MMC after I get caught in an avalanche

MMC after I get drunk at a train station

MMC after I get sucked into a wood shredder

MMC after I get squashed under a truck

MMC after I get clipped by a train

MMC after I get capped by an over-qualified baby-sitter