If you were my boyfriend you'd come home to me naked and rubbing

My best friend broke up with his girlfriend. I’ve never seen

if i was your goth gf, this is how you'd find me waiting for

Him: "Be naked when I come home"... me:

You come home and see me naked, what will you do ?

You come home after work and find me naked, what do you do?

Ever since I called everyone at a hippie rally "nymphos" my land

Him: "Be naked when I come home"... me:

are you waiting naked for me to come home from work

Him: "Be naked when I come home"... me:

u can come home to me every night nd find me in my pigtails,

You come home from work and I say "get naked", what do you say?