Raise your hand if you’d add another load

Is no Birth control a deal breaker

The best part of my marriage is I get to blow who ever I want

In a whirlwind of choices, would you eat me out or be straight

me a mom is going for a flashing walk

I got the buns, but no sausage to make the hot dog

Blair Williams - Downright Dog

I hope my boss doesn't find out I'm doing this in his kitchen

19F What's under my sweater is much more interesting

Can you take me into the shower?

When you hit that one spot that really makes you dig your heels

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