Your christmas present has arrived early, come and pick me up

Do I quality as being the best present for you, this Christmas?

Can I be your Christmas present?

here is your christmas present

Would you be upset with me if I told you that this is your Christmas

i hope my present is a dick for christmas

Can I be your Christmas present this year

I hope you are enjoying your Christmas present 👉👈

Where would you like your Christmas present? 🎁🎄💦

Found out my dad’s friend uses reddit, so here is his Christmas

Merry Christmas! I've wrapped your present in red silk...

Can I interest you in a naughty present for Christmas