Would my nudes be an acceptable Christmas gift?

I heard your Christmas gift is coming

I think my boobies might be your best gift this Christmas

Your Christmas gift

I will be your gift at Christmas

Q I want to be your Christmas gift 😏😈😈😈

Happy Christmas cucki and thanks for the huge gift!!

Here’s your early Christmas gift…. ;)

Merry Christmas! Here’s one more gift from me to you! 🎁😘

Merry Christmas!, here's your "real" gift ;3

Got my Christmas gift, still wish I had the real thing

if you find such a gift under your Christmas tree, what will