Is it fine if u get me as a christmas present

Here’s an early Christmas present for ya

Can I be your Christmas present, I’m very useful

here is your christmas present

Christmas is coming and I will be your present

Christmas is coming and I will be your present

I hope your cock will be my Christmas present

Do I quality as being the best present for you, this Christmas?

I got you an early Christmas present

Can I be your Christmas present this year

Wish you a merry Christmas! Here is your present 😋

Would you accept me as a post-Christmas present? 😏🍆🔥💦