Your mother has to apologize to every one of your bullies

You wanted to be supportive of your wife’s acting career but

You will never see anyone hotter than me. a straight boy who

You forgot to unwrap the last present under the tree! 🥰

One of my Christmas gifts came late ;)

You were confused when I asked you to come over and to bring

One of my Christmas gifts

Looks like you forgot to unwrap one of your presents.

Looks like you forgot to unwrap one of your presents.

Looks like you forgot to unwrap one of your presents.

Looks like you forgot to unwrap one of your presents.

Looks like you forgot to unwrap one of your presents.