I need a seat, may I borrow your face

I may be shy, but I still know how to have fun.

Excuse me, may I use your face as my seat?

May I have this seat cub ;)

I wanna use your face as a seat

May I be first on your "to do" list this morning

Who is going to be a good boy and let me use their face as my

May I take a seat?

May I take a seat?

May I take a seat?

May I take a seat?

May I send you nudes? I have much more.. say yes or no