Are you sure this isn't gay bud? You're kinda big... yet so girly

Didn’t know my straight bud had ass like that

My bud keeps saying my pyjamas look girly, so I keep pranking

When my gooner bud looks hungry

If you compliment my fat girly ass enough I'll bend over and

How I let any bud who compliments my fat girly ass use me

I'm not gay bud, I just . . . get really turned on when you use

My bud kept telling me my ass looks girly in yogapants, so I

My bud kept saying my ass looks girly. So I proved him wrong

I’m the dumb naive bud with a fat ass that’s so air headed

Having a goon bud is pure pleasure. I was bored with jerking

My bud broke my Fleshlight. So he suggested, we should do our