I might be flat but you’d still use me, right?

xmas might be over but i can still make you cum w my santa costume

Might be tiny but I can still shake it for you

Christmas might be over, but you can still empty your sack into

Make me your slut and use me!

make me your slut and spit on me…

Mother’s Day is over but you can still call me mommy

My tits might be saggy but they can still make you cum

Can this make me your favorite slut?

Halloween may be over but you can still celebrate with my huge

I may be chubby but you can still put me in a pretzel!

christmas might be over, but i still have a gift for you