When the clerk checked us into this cheap hotel, he asked, “And

flashing in the mixed gender changing room is even more risky

She thought it was just another day, but when he entered the

He tried to pull out but I wasn’t done with him

Your girlfriend is visting her old family back in her hometown,

I'm sure you've never tried an Argentinian :)

Wasn’t expecting it so soon

OMG I wasn’t expecting you, I guess you’re going to have

I was your older brother who you didn't hate, but didn't get

My ex never licked my tits before, wasn't his thing

My ex never licked my tits before, wasn't his thing

And then it dawned on James that no matter how much he tried,