Take a ride on my magic carpet

I need a real 🍆 to ride… any volunteers?

I want to ride a dad, any volunteers?

I want to ride a dad, any volunteers?

I want to ride a dad, any volunteers?

I want to ride a dad, any volunteers?

I want to ride a dad, any volunteers?

I want to ride a dad, any volunteers?

I want to ride a dad, any volunteers?

I want to ride a dad, any volunteers?

I want to ride a dad, any volunteers?

I need the real thing. Can I ride you?