You forgot to unwrap one of your Christmas gifts! 🎁 🤦‍♂️

You wanted to be supportive of your wife’s acting career but

You will never see anyone hotter than me. a straight boy who

You have to fit one of my breasts in your mouth

You never wanted to fuck your girl so she made sure she was double

Would you like to unwrap this as your present this year?

Looks like you forgot to unwrap one of your presents.

Looks like you forgot to unwrap one of your presents.

Looks like you forgot to unwrap one of your presents.

Looks like you forgot to unwrap one of your presents.

Looks like you forgot to unwrap one of your presents.

-I hope your hand is big enough to use one of your presents