I’m the dumb air headed bud with a fat ass that’s oblivious

My bud said whoever has the smaller dick has to be the girl,

(Discord - pitchpurple) At this point it feels like the more

Don't worry goon bro its not gay for me to scratch your itch

My bud convinced me to bend over and said he'd only put the tip

My goon bud can't resist my girly ass, even when we said we'd

Me and Goon bud 5 seconds after we said "keep it straight"

I’m the dumb ditzy air headed bud with a fat ass that’s so

The best way to get to know your goon bro is to compare what

Stuck at home girl is in bed and stupidly came on here now I

My bud convinced me it wasn't gay to dress like a girl and let

Whenever ever I see a thick girl I goon to the thought of my