What you can do if you saw this next to you when you woke up

I hope you don’t mind if I walk around the house naked

Excuse me, I will sit on you

I confess that I love doing striptease

I promise to be by your side or under you or on top

Are you good keeping secrets? Have something for you

Excuse me, sir! Just stopping by to show you this

Have you already eaten? Come to try this Scandinavian dish

Imagine being my roommate for a week

A lil extra curvy, hope you don't mind!

Just became single, what should I do first

Cant explain how much Im going to finger myself tonight and record