Simple “Cards Against Humanity” trick keeps getting away

So I got got a total of 60 holo or better from one booster box

How's my card trick?

(Not so) Funny Card Trick

I can NEVER get this card trick to work

I can NEVER get this card trick to work

I can NEVER get this card trick to work

I can NEVER get this card trick to work

[M 6'2 155lbs] I can NEVER get this card trick to work

I can NEVER get this card trick to work

I can NEVER get this card trick to work

Picked up card tricks as a new hobby