Didn’t you wish a roommate like me

Wish I was slamming my big ass against you? Because I sure do

I wish I had more guy friends so I could send them random nudes

I wish all of my problems were as little as my boobs

How many straight guys wish this was them blasting huge ropes

[BTBF] I wish I could read your mind now

Wish I was back on holiday

Wish I was back on holiday

Wish I was back on holiday

Wish I was back on holiday

Wish I was back on holiday

I’m here to lift more than just your holiday spirit :)