Bear (hubby) brought me (F53) home a surprise (M23) because I

Why did the apple go to the skin doctor? It had a bad case of

She never expected the Bad Dragon Dildo to be so huge! But when

I brought all this for you, in case you had a bad day

In case you were having a bad day- here's tiny tiddies

Got a bad case of sugma ;)

I brought all this for you, in case you had a bad day

I brought all this for you, in case you had a bad day

In case you have a bad day, here to make it better

Bad case of road rash waiting to happen

In case you're having a bad day, here's my pussy.

It was bad enough that such a bully married your mom, but when