Looking for a new roommate

My roommate made a bet on who was gonna last the longest without

Let’s have a breakfast date

My roommate gets mad when she sees me walking like this through

• I’m looking for a new roommate

if I'm your new roommate, what would you do to me

I think you need a roommate like me

Imagine being my roommate for a week

My roommate doesnt like me walking around naked

I'm surprised my roommate hasn't catch me doing this

I’m the horny roommate

I think you need a roommate like me