Kik:maskman1000 why dont you have a seat on daddys lap?

Can I seat on your lap, Sir?

I need a seat, is your lap taken? ;)

You’ll always have a seat on Daddys lap baby 😘

I hope your lap is available because I'm looking for a seat ;)

Would you offer your lap as a seat?

your lap looks like an empty seat for me

Come take a seat in my lap

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."

Any guys out there curious enough to let me have a seat on their

Best seat in the house, my lap

do you wanna take a seat on my lap?