I'm already prepared for christmas

Early christmas present ;P I unwrapped it for you

It's your Christmas present instead of a ps5 :D

Is it fine if u get me as a christmas present

Can I be your Christmas present, I’m very useful: upvote for

your christmas present is ready to be eaten

Where would you like your Christmas present? 🎁🎄💦

receiving the gift of dick would be the best christmas present

My present to you this Christmas 😉💦💦

your christmas present

I know that every day you think about what will be your christmas

close your eyes, I'll give you the best Christmas present ever