I need a seat, may I borrow your face

i need a seat, is your face available

Do you mind if I take a seat on your face?

I got the best seat, your face.

I got the best seat, your face.

Can I use your face as a seat?

Let me take a seat on your face

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

How hard would you beg Mommy to take a seat on your face?

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

I need a better seat.. How about your face?

Can your face be my new seat