I think the only thing you deserve for Christmas are blue balls

Guess I didn’t get the one thing I wanted for Christmas 🎄

The only thing I wanted for Christmas 🎁

The only thing I wanted for Christmas 🎁

One lucky Reddit guy got everything he wanted for Christmas 😈😍

My ex left me because I didn't get the boob job he wanted. Do

Didn’t get the dress but I did get naked for you 🥰

Guess this will have to do until I can get the real thing again!

Didn't get the time to go to the gym today, so I asked for my

Guess my BF didn’t get the memo that Sundays are for sleepin

Guess my BF didn’t get the memo that Sundays are for sleeping

Can’t stop nutting guess I didn’t get the memo this month