The first thing i wanted to do this morning, was get naked just

Guess I didn’t get the one thing I wanted for Christmas 🎄

Didn't get the gape I wanted but it's still a nice big plug

The only thing I wanted for Christmas 🎁

The One Thing I Live For!

Wore my plug to the gym, sadly I didn’t get the pump I was

Nobody got me the present I really wanted for Christmas... I

Guess my BF didn’t get the memo that Sundays are for sleeping

Guess who didn't notice the mic was off untill much too late

The night was hot and humid, and the air was thick with the smell

Didn't get the time to go to the gym today, so I asked for my

This is the only package he wanted for Christmas