You can rub your face here! Professor

your face looks kinda cumfy~ can I use it as a seat~?

i need a face to sit on

I need a new seat.. how about your face?

I wanna use your face as a seat

Do you mind if I place a seat on your face?

I need a seat , prepare your face

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

don't you mind if I use your face as a seat

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face

Respectfully, can I use your face as a seat?

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?