We were supposed to have a "straight" goon session but I couldn't

Every goon session should end this way

Helping my black goon bud reach climax during our "straight"

I think our "straight" goon session went well...

Straight goon session but I’m a liar and a cock sucker

Whenever we promise to “keep it straight” my goon bro starts

5 minutes after my straight bud says “no gay shit this time”:

Getting ready for a goon session with my “straight” friends

Me 5 minutes into our "straight" goon session

Me and my goon bud after we swore to keep the session straight.

My buds always invite me to their “straight goon session”

How every "straight" session with my goon buds ends up lately