I GUESS I’m deserving of a cream pie

Whenever I tell a guy I’m not on Birth Control I end up with

I want a cream pie so bad ;)

Cream pie or pull out?

Cream pie or pull out?

If I got you hard you owe me a cream pie

Can I get a cream pie

I think I'm pretty deserving of a cream pie

Riding until I get my cream pie

would you cream pie me?

would you cream pie me?

would you cream pie me?