Would my nudes be an acceptable Christmas gift?

I think my boobies might be your best gift this Christmas

I want to be your christmas gift

This is really a smelly fart from a big ass, enjoy it, is a Christmas

My little Christmas gift. I need a lot of hot milk, I need to

My little Christmas gift. I need a lot of hot milk, I need to

My little Christmas gift. I need a lot of hot milk, I need to

My ass deserves a gift for christmas!

All I want for Christmas is to bounce my ass on a big stick like

Enjoy an early christmas gift from me :)

I’m your Christmas gift daddy

Prepare for your Christmas gift