I am your precious christmas present, even with wrapping..

This might be your best Christmas present ;p

i unwrapped your Christmas present early

Christmas is coming and I will be your present

Your christmas present has arrived early, come and pick me up

Do I quality as being the best present for you, this Christmas?

I'll be your early Christmas present

Can I be your Christmas present this year

come get yourself an early Christmas present and drain your balls

I can be your best Christmas present ever

Can my ass be your late Christmas present?

Spread my legs and you'll find your early Christmas present