I can’t believe you took that experimental x-change pill …but

I'm a little virgin gooner

Don't worry gooner, it's not gay, as long as he creams your cock

Its not gay gooner…we are just playing around so our shift

Just fill me up, gooner

Your sure ughh this isn’t gay gooner mmph your just helping

Gooner bud, look at all those juices!!!!

It’s not gay gooner, you were just my doctor helping me with

It’s not gay gooner, our car just broke down and we are doing

It can’t be gay if you have dyed your hair girly gooner!

I am not gay…I was just drunk when I owned your ass gooner!

I hope you’re hungry, Gooner