I'm your neighbor next door, what should we do now?

I’m away traveling on a business trip. My wife just texted

How was I supposed to know that my next door neighbor was a witch

I'm your next door neighbor and you just provided the cream for

If I was your neighbor and I knocked on your door and saw me

If I was your neighbor and I knocked on your door and saw me

If I was your neighbor and I knocked on your door and saw me

If I was your neighbor and I knocked on your door and saw me

If I was your neighbor and I knocked on your door and saw me

If I was your neighbor and I knocked on your door and saw me

If I was your neighbor and I knocked on your door and saw me

There's something else pink aside from what I'm wearing.