original post: https://redd.it/18a4gxq
Melody Marks as the ideal wife (re-post due to error)
hotpastCaptions by guberpeters
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Is this the right time to ask?
How she earned her money when in college
And she had a very kinky history
You were never invited
With a racing heart you said yes
You knew exactly what she was asking
Do you want to know?
It wasn't cheating
They all knew her before you did.
That smile at the end tells you all you need to know
you went to a stupid sports bar
The right answer.
some guys have all the luck