I ain't gonna pee my bed tonight..." 🎶 But last night I did.

Your little girl was here last night asking why his daddy came

I was chatting with this guy on tinder for a few weeks without

Can’t lie I’ve been horny since last night is that why im

She told you it was girls night…

You want to know the real reason why your girlfriend took so

My wife really wasn’t upset that I lost that bet..

Why she couldn’t make it home for dinner last night…

Surely this can make your night better

Imagine if i let you have it for one night

Yea that’s why her lips tasted so salty when she came home

Why did she leave?