original post: https://redd.it/189pf8v
It'll be our secret.
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Secret weapon under my skirt
It's your fault your wife is angry
“It’ll be our little secret”
You can't make her feel the way she wants to: used, degraded,
Your girlfriend has a fancy new job at a big record label!
I Girl Like Me Has Needs To Okay?!
Loving Ex Just Wanted To Teach My Girl How To Properly Fuck Me
I left my number. Tell the slut to call me.
Anyone wanna come eat me today?
You're gonna be a good boy for my friends when they get here,
Hey Man We're Even, You Can Have Your Wife Back
Your wife is excited to become a mother