Would you open your Christmas present early.. just for a peek?

Do I quality as being the best present for you, this Christmas?

Can I be your Christmas present, I’m very useful

Christmas is coming and I will be your present

Christmas is coming and I will be your present

Christmas hasn’t come yet but I already have a present for

I want to be your Christmas present

here is your christmas present

Your Christmas present is ready

Found out my dad’s friend uses reddit, so here is his Christmas

Merry Christmas! Now unwrap your present 🫢

Merry Christmas cuties! I hope you got what you wanted for Xmas!