Next door neighbor

Hi neighbor, im knocking at ur door

I will answer the door wearing this

Let's be honest here, If I were your next door neighbor would

If I was your neighbor and I knocked on your door and saw me

If I was your neighbor and I knocked on your door and saw me

If I was your neighbor and I knocked on your door and saw me

If I was your neighbor and I knocked on your door and saw me

If I was your neighbor and I knocked on your door and saw me

If I was your neighbor and I knocked on your door and saw me

What if I was your asian neighbor next door?

i am wearing this when i answer the door too you, what should