Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Skip dinner and eat me instead

skip dinner, eat ass

Skip dinner and eat my ass instead

Oops, forgot to make dinner, but here’s something instead

Skip dinner and eat me instead

Skip dinner and eat me instead

Skip dinner at eat me instead

Skip dinner at eat me instead

Skip dinner and eat my small ass instead

Give up your Christmas dinner, eat me instead

Skip dinner and eat me instead