I’m the dumb air headed bud with a fat ass that’s so dumb

Me and Goon bud 5 seconds after we said "keep it straight"

(Discord - pitchpurple) When my goon bud calls me and all I hear

POV: you sneak a peak at your goon bud's down blouse

My goon bud 5 mins into our “straight session”

It’s not gay to help your bud finish their goon session like

I’m the dumb ditzy bud with a fat ass that’s so dumb I have

helping a goon bud. Why not?

My bud forced me to dress like a girl and bend over so he could

I’m the dumb naive bud with a fat ass that’s so air headed

Merry Christmas goon bud, I got you a present but you'll have

We always seem to have the best goon sessions when I come over